• Debugging by adding console.log(“checkpoint #”) until the bug feels shame enough to delete itself
• Merging without reading the diff (trust-driven development)
• Writing code too complex for current hardware (often mislabled as "unoptimized")
• Beating around the bush, crossing that bridge when I get there, then biting off more than I can chew

• Serverless servers, databaseless databases
• Scientifically scientific sciences
• Decentralized chaos theory
• Performative dilly-dallying, industrial minutiae optimization (on an ad hoc basis)

Interstellar, Fight Club, Band of Brothers, Red Dead Redemption 2, Star Wars: A New Hope, Luger P08, 2011 BMW 328i, Apple UX, "Object-Oriented Programming is Bad" by Brian Will, Superbowl LI, D-Day invasion (6/6/1944), Newton's Third Law, Leif K-Brook's omegle obituary

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose."

Steve Jobs, 2005

"Everythings a copy of a copy of a copy."

Tyler Durden