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A short, funny videogame. It's targeted to Android phones a tablets.

There is a loading bar filling up. When it fills up, the game is over. Although you can do some actions while the loading bar fills up and twist the story.

It has multiple endings based on your actions, each playthrough takes up to three minutes.

Description below is secret to the player, he has to figure it out by himself. Although I reference the player as "you".

Story

The loading bar is actually placed on door of a latrine, where a dwarf is making poop. But you can't see it's a latrine because the camera is initially zoomed in.

Mechanics

Knocking on door

You can tap the screen to knock on the door.

You have to learn this by experiment. There is nothing obvious what to do while the loading bar is filling up, so I suppose you will tap the screen at least once :)

Getting tools hidden in door

There are hollow spots in the door. When you tap on them, they do sound of higher pitch than the rest of the door. If you tap on them ten times, the item is revealed. If you tap on the item, you are using the item from that point.

This mechanic gets revealed in a story. You are told to obtain a hammer. But there is another hollow spot and there are matches. You have to find the other spot by yourself.

Hammer

The hammer can be obtained from a hollow spot in the door. If you hit a piece of latrine-door while using a hammer, the piece becomes damaged. When you damage all pieces, the latrine falls.

Matches

You can obtain matches by tapping a secret hollow spot in the latrine-door. If you hit the latrine-door while using the matches, the latrine gets in fire and burns down.

Storylines

When the loading bar gets filled up completely, the Patient ending is used regardless of other actions performed.

Patient ending

You just wait for the loading bar to fill up. The latrine-door gets opened, flushing sound is played and dwarf gets out.

Impatient ending

If you knock the door just once and after a while once again, this conversation gets played:

• knock ... knock
  • Somebody's in here!
• knock
  • I'll be out in a minute!
• knock
  • Just wait a second, ok?
• knock
  • Fine, you know what? I'll be here even longer!
• (loading bar rewinds to the very beginning)
• knock
  • Leave me alone!
• knock
  • Alright, I'm going out. Jeez!